Denise Duhamel




 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

GHO DO from HELP (in 47 languages)
                    It is rumored that when the famous linguist William Jacobsen
                    was struck by a car, he shouted, "Help!" in 47 languages.

Without knowing it my friend helped me become a bulimic.  She said, “Here’s the deal—just eat all fruits one day, vegetables the next.  You can eat as much as you want as long as you don’t have any bread or rice. On the third day eat a can of tuna fish or some other protein, but nothing with fat—no hamburgers or chicken skin or anything gross like that.”  She wore a wide brimmed orange hat.  Her cheekbones stuck out like nail files.  “You probably only need to lose 15 or 20 pounds.  You can get rid of that in a month.”  I thought I only needed to lose 10.  Suddenly I felt like a slob. I could feel my thigh fat jiggle as I walked.  “If it doesn’t come off fast enough, try Ex Lax.” She bit on a celery stick.  It was her vegetable day.  “Once you reach your goal weight, once a week you can have a graham cracker.” 
 

© Denise Duhamel 2006

 

 

 

 

 


 

 
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