Reb Livingston

Reb Livingston is a slot jockey, mom and co-editor of No Tell Motel and the anthology The Bedside Guide to No Tell Motel. Her online chapbook, Pterodactyls Soar Again, will be published by the Whole Coconut Chapbook Series later this year. She co-curates The Burlesque Poetry Hour in Washington, D.C.

 

 

 

 


Wifely Attempt at Poem

Only downright men deserve my slip

 

I’m trying to be a choice wife

 

My fidelity obscured by a poem gagging on the hayfull

panting on forced sophistication

A poem poemifying a woman and her persuasions until

it’s absolutely ergo, egret

 

O hum, O sunk, O hasn’t this heckled before?

My ankles stretch in a boneyard where

two skeletons are familiar in that famished way

 

Only a man’s chest never sheen is worthy of such errors

 

All fumble and March

All mind over grind

Maybe matted hair

I would not know

 

Began with the throat

Fell in love with a quotation I could not pronounce

He poemified a passage hoping I’d see myself

but the details were wanton, too pristine . . . no prissy

when reality was all flannel in flesh flambé

a choice wife screaming “banshee!”

 

Yes, that’s shameful

All this pretendography is driving me home

where I try to be a choice wife

 

Complications come from poemification

Suspected he was a vegetarian

with no middle name and no true age

Think he owes me an explanation

Think he owes me a sympathy letter

I think he should serve me tacos and offer

a tulip as sauvignon

 

His poems only poemified my thighs and didn’t

mention I was trying to be a choice wife

while fists floundered, tongues clamped

 

There was a poetry reading held in a boneyard that

onlookers mistook for peep show

It should have been obvious

The aggrieved circled, fingered

my thoughtful frocks of fraught

for I was truly the choice wife

© Reb Livingston 2006.   

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 
 

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