Volume 16 ~ Spring 2004 ~ ISSN 1543-6063

DENISE DUHAMEL

MIAMI SNOWBALL

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OF WHAT USE IS THE MONGOOSE?

What is quicksilver?
Will he ask me to the party?
Are berries left whole in jam or jelly?
Does this dress make me look fat?
What is a straw vote?
Does this lipstick make me look cheap?
How many cards are in a bridge deck?
Will my parents even let me go?
On which fingers do Spanish dancers wear castanets?
Do you think he’ll give me a necklace?
What is the common name for a dragon fly?
Why couldn’t I think of anything funny to say?
What do the bee, spider, and jelly fish all have in common?
What if Sarah wants to come along?
What plant is raised in the Orient to feed silkworms?
If she’s there, how will he kiss me good night?
How many colors are in the spectrum?
What if he just wants to be friends?
Which is the smallest of the Great Lakes?
Maybe I misinterpreted the whole thing?
Where is the Taj Mahal?
Do you think he really likes Sarah instead?
Who said, “Don’t fire until you see the whites of their eyes?”
What if I get a pimple that night?
Is a ton of gold heavier than a ton of feathers?
Worse—what if I get my period?
Can a horse swim?
How will I be able to go into the pool?
What island is often referred to as the football of Italy?
Do you think you could help me figure out this tampon?
What is the capital of Iceland?
What if the string floats out of my bathing suit?
What does “E Pluribus Unum” mean?
What if the whole tampon glides out of me like a little red polliwog?
What is the full number of teeth in the adult human mouth?

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The title and every other question is taken from The Junior Quiz Book, compiled 
by Sylvia Weil and Rosetta C. Goldsmith, The Platt & Munk Company, copyright 1938.

Poems © Denise Duhamel 2004. All rights reserved. 

Denise Duhamel’s most recent books are Queen for a Day: Selected and New Poems (University of Pittsburgh Press, 2001) and Sweet Jesus: Poems about the Ultimate Icon (The Anthology Press, 2002), which she co-edited with Nick Carbó. She teaches creative writing at Florida International University in Miami.

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