Child-sized was discontinued in June—
There was the “incident,” plus market stress
Due to those false allegations re: Moon
Walk. . . Our just-in-stock knock-off Obsess
Is out-selling Britney's Verdana Snake
Oil  two to one making Envy moot
(Destiny Target!) A true let them eat cake
Moment for Liza, Comeback a real beaut—
Bigger grosses than Agora Garbo
But underselling its offshoot Girl Play. . .
Snarly is Manson meets post-grunge Hobo
A perfect tweenie gift for Daughter's Day
And do not forget Liz's new Rhinestone
Designer “perfume” the price of cologne




appetite suppressants or endurance
enhancers, sleep aids or stimulants, few
could argue these don't serve as insurance
against fatigue, ennui or feeling blue;
sometimes all we need is to feel solely
in command; confident, head in the sky
to fly where no woman has not boldly
thrown a drink in someone's face, to not shy
away from a confrontation, passive-
aggressive or not; to embrace one's fame,
defend it like a small child, drastic
measures necessary; let's get high—blame
unreasonable industry standards
or [chokes up] the death of L. Ron Hubbard