MIPOesias ~ ISSN 1543-6063 Volume 17 ~ Summer 2004

   






36 Minutes to Yeehaw Junction

you can almost taste the stupidity
you can feel it
slapping your face like a drunken drag queen
you can swerve to the right
or veer to the left
you can plug up the tailpipes
and cover your crotch

but it's useless

only 36 minutes to Yeehaw Junction
and you can feel your palms sweat
you can turn off the power
and move to higher ground

but it's senseless

because the clay roads have been paved
the earth keeps us apart
and the moon doesn't know what to do

so watch for holes,
look both ways before you cross yourself,
and don't argue

with your back against the wall
and your feet flat on stone
you inch your way up

slowly

carefully

smack it on the snout if it gets too close
cast that shadow
flip that coin
draw an imaginary line
and break the sound barrier

36 minutes to Yeehaw Junction
you remember that clouds move east to west
you remember to kick your feet like you're swimming
you remember that you forgot to feed the kitty
you forgot to take out the trash
you forgot that Piranha sleep at night
you forgot to watch for land mines
where there's no sign of life
no snow caves to hide in
no bridges to burn

not yet, anyway

you can see it
down around the corner
like a bad omen

so you wear your waders
and aim for the gills

you pick your landing spot
and find the anterior sucker

you make a donation
and brace for impact

you know to go for the left front corner

you need to see through your feet
and watch for tripwire

you know to bend that rule of thumb till you scream

36 minutes to Yeehaw Junction
and you realize you left the stove on

you realize you're overdrawn

you realize time is running out

and you can hear it
like a wounded wolf reaching for God

you can smell it

like that stray that just crawled into your corner to die

and if you're attacked you know to keep movement to a minimum

head for water
pull that bandanna down
hold your breath
swim sideways
move toward the punch
duck and roll
avoid live wires
and don't forget to open your chute

36 minutes to Yeehaw Junction
and it looks like the last lifeboat left
and you realize that her stinger pumps poison two days straight
you realize that you need to stay verticle
and you understand that you should have turned around

years ago



Poem © Howard Camner 2004. All rights reserved.


















Howard Camner's most recent book, The Hiss, spans 80 pages and is actually one long poem. His work has filled pages in the Taj Mahal Review, Tamafyhr Mountain Poetry and the Bristol Banner Books Anthology Series to which he regularly contributes. More work is due out in The Mean Anthology. At night, Howard teaches juvenile delinquents, who prefer to be called "Thugs". He gets the occasional death threat, but considers that one of the great perks of teaching. He says that poetry did not just change his life, poetry saved his life. Poetry gave him a voice when he wanted to be heard and even when he didn't. "Like Frankenstein's monster poetry can go after its creator", he says. Years ago, while performing on stage, Howard 'had words' with a noisy waiter who lunged at him. He hit the poor waiter in the chest with the microphone stand, bolted out the stage door, ran down Broadway and into hiding for three months, thinking he'd killed the man. During that time, he wrote a 100 page poem called Road Note Elegy. The epic poem may have been published twice, but he still doesn't understand a word of it. He's resisted publishing on the internet for a long time--rejection letters in split seconds were too traumatic for this sensitive and fragile poet—but he now publishes selectively. About Florida, he quotes a friend: "If the United States was a human body, Miami would be the rectum"—but there are some good restaurants.


Portrait of Howard Camner © Henry Denander 2004. All rights reserved.

 

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