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Mike
Klumpp, dazed and confused, woke one morning to find himself
living outside Austin, Texas with a beautiful woman and a house
full of cats and children. Inquiring around as to how this had
come to pass, Mike was able to piece together this shady synopsis:
Appearantly born in New Orleans, he ran away in the military at
17. Sometime later, he showed up in Lafayette, Louisiana as a
college student and actor. There is no clear record of his
whereabouts for several years, though he was spotted in Tracy
City, Tennessee, Charlotte, North Carolina, Ravensburg, Germany,
Dallas, Texas, Baton Rouge, Louisiana and Uvalde, Texas. He has
worked at everything from deck hand on tow boats on the
Mississippi River to Resident Artistic Director of the
Uvalde Grand Opera House. In all he has had 96 different jobs. He
will release a book Single Dad's Survival Guide on October 21st
published by Random House. If royalties are good, he desires to
build a pool and take a nap.
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