Dr. Smith, Rat Caretaker (Surf-Mex Sapphics)           

                                                                                     for Gary Sullivan

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instrumental Spongebob Baja-style premium soft-pack

absolutely Tiki-rific very nicely done Surf-Mex explosivo

choque de gigantes

Tiki-a-Go-Go los magnificos la Mexican food

aloha! or should we say hola? big cheap

and served in yellow beach sun mask plastic glasses

I can’t see it

Tijuana Mary y Juana punk-a-billy Surf-Mex spaghetti

awesome Tiki-rific pagan horticultural rituals

Mexi-melt ya no Latino garage band assassinate bluegrass

(mariachi/tuba)

Tiki-rific Polynesian luau-themed bar and restaurant

surf punk un Disco del Surf-Mex “volcanic” dance floor

many burgers burritos pork tamales foamy shampoo filling

and fish tacos

spectacular wanna surf coco-nutty Mexi-melt

comes with one pair 1930s earring and bangles (diameter 2 1/2")

special Home and Garden quantity did I mention that it is a

Tiki-rific gift?

East Coast terror esta última Surf-Mex bummer

atomic green flash Puerto Vallarta Dixiefried surfcam

book ’em Danno Hawaiian dick sorry just couldn’t

me importas tanto

Clarice Starling’s Mustang                  

boomed up the sanitary towel

along her Washington DC

square blue shell by archived creams

the birds fucked off quickly and the chemical system

mustered rhythmic piecrust epithets

stating the obvious would be that delight

introduction fuck off retreating shampoo groin kick

vine bounties of heaven and icy manipulative chocolate tank hair

events that led to who stole my irony

four- and five-bedroom super thread decision hotels

how important is tuna to help save the cat

a little              a lot               abacus

central China or Quasimodo pink iMac

preferential mouse trombone multiple octet

aboriginal eyeglasses ethereal girl

federal diamond arguments boron playground

supervised by inheritances blackmails errors

second meaning dog cockpit

strap on arrangement person who food

unwanted 14-year-old girl’s naked green broke leg

or sensible Enron I my me desktop boobs

like a fat kid loves strawberry milk

like da beat up crazy guy

do something tiger god cuz I’m in it to win